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Trivial Ignorance

I am an English major at Kennesaw State University. My current goal in life is to be a professional grammar Nazi.

(Source: wilwheaton)

A Closet’s Secret

Once i was returning home
The night was spent all alone.
Dragon Con’s a nerd’s best chance
To get into a fairy’s pants.

Mithril Blade and lot’s of liquor
Didn’t let me get to stick her.

So I started heading back
With no one with me in the sack.

The night was dark and full of danger
And I was sad- I didn’t bang her.

"Tomorrow is another day
And with it I will find my lay”

So I thought as I walked,
Wondering where my friends had gone.

I looked upon our hotel room,
Late at night and full of gloom.

"Where are my friends?!
They should be back”

With thoughts of bad things that could be,
I searched the room that I could see.

"They are not here! What could have happened"
I thought of hobos with blades a-stabbin.

"I must find them" I said, aghast.
There’s one last room to check at last.
My heart dropped as water from a leaky faucet
As I opened that thrice-damned closet.

As it opened, I lost my sight.
As I looked upon the brightest white.
My fears fled with your vanity
And took with it my sanity.
My vision returned all too fast
And that is when I saw his ass.

Lack of Rack

Everything is set to go.
The pool is cleaned,
But I’m feeling low.

With hot dogs to grill
And beers to chill,
There’s much for me to start attacking.
But with all there is to do,
I can’t help but feel that
Something’s lacking.
I know what it is-
my best friend’s packing.

People will drink and music will play
But without you- it’s pretty gay.

I’ve got my suit and a nice 12-pack,
But I miss your biniki’d rack.

This poem hit you right in the feels
By guilt-tripping your not-being heres.
But before my rhymes called it quits,
I had to mention your big tits.

lintonlinton:

nostopdasgay:

a-disney-mermaid:

thaihungtran:

Disney Dudez

Omg…….

WATCH NOW

So this is love…

Trust me on this one. Watch it. Watch all of it. Oh my goodness.

I want to try this at Karaoke.

(Source: typicalthai)

thefrogman:

I think the first thing you should do is realize that having problems is not a competition. There is always someone who has it worse. There is a starving kid in Africa that everyone likes to tell me about. His problems are apparently much worse than my problems, therefore I no longer have any problems.
Things you perceive as no big deal can still have a tremendous emotional impact on others. We are all built differently and have different capacities to handle stress. Maybe they just want attention, but there is also the possibility that they just can’t handle what they are going through, no matter how insignificant you think it may be.

If they are reaching out to their support system to handle their issues, then you should let them do that. As long as they are not hurting anyone, I don’t see an issue. If I were you, I would focus on yourself and try to work out whatever challenges life has thrown at you. You’ve got more important things to do than leave hateful comments. 

thefrogman:

I think the first thing you should do is realize that having problems is not a competition. There is always someone who has it worse. There is a starving kid in Africa that everyone likes to tell me about. His problems are apparently much worse than my problems, therefore I no longer have any problems.

Things you perceive as no big deal can still have a tremendous emotional impact on others. We are all built differently and have different capacities to handle stress. Maybe they just want attention, but there is also the possibility that they just can’t handle what they are going through, no matter how insignificant you think it may be.

If they are reaching out to their support system to handle their issues, then you should let them do that. As long as they are not hurting anyone, I don’t see an issue. If I were you, I would focus on yourself and try to work out whatever challenges life has thrown at you. You’ve got more important things to do than leave hateful comments. 

(Source: theyuniversity)

A can of spray paint was ran over in front of my house and now it looks like a bomb went off.

A can of spray paint was ran over in front of my house and now it looks like a bomb went off.

Someone call Justin Timberlake, I’m bringing sexy back.

Someone call Justin Timberlake, I’m bringing sexy back.

nbcparksandrec:

The red shirt means one thing, and one thing only.

lesliemin-knope:

Parks and Rec meme: 8 Outfits
3/8 Ron’s “I just had sex”-Outfit 

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